Samuel L Jackson? "I have a dream motherfuckers!". Arf arf arf. I can imagine Forest Whitaker in the role and someone else suggested Omar Epps which could be a starmaking role and he'd do a stunning job no doubt.
Personally I'd like to see James Avery in the role.....ah Uncle Phil, you were such a wonderful role model for Will Smith. Who cares that you're over 60 now...and possibly dead? *checks Wiki* No, still alive.
My stand-up is still ending in hilarious consequences thankfully. You can see the results of my latest gig at www.myspace.com/sooz_comedy. No laughter was added afterwards.
Unfortunately (for me, not the world) the whole comedy thang has had to go on standby for a few weeks. Yes, since Monday I have been walking around with a heavy heart as my next day off won't arise until June 7th! I'll be shatterooed. To those who are interested, here is a breakdown of my next 17 days housesitting for my boss:
7am Alarm goes off and I walk Scrumpy, George, Teddy, Polly and Bullseye then feed them.
8:15am Feed 11 cats.
8:30am Give Teddy and Polly their medication because they're SO OLD.
8:40am Take Bullseye down to his outdoor day house. Bullseye is below and he's a mad bastard.
8:45am Let out Ronnie (bulldog) and Pip, Jojo and Pongo (chihuahuas) from their house and clear up all their shit, mop the floor, change their waters, tell them to shut up etc. Then put them all away.
9:15am Feed all the cats in the cattery. Clean their houses, change their waters, brush their beds down then go outside and clear out their dirty shit-filled litter trays.
11am Take the chihuahuas and Ronnie round the fields and put them away again.
11:15am Feed Ronnie.
11:30am BREAK....RELAX....TEA.....TELLY......CRY TEARS OF DESPAIR.
1pm Walk Bullseye for AGES until he's really effing tired.
2pm Walk Scrumpy and Pip.
2:30pm BREAK.....CRY SOME MORE.....DRY YOUR EYES.
5pm Feed chihuahuas, Ronnie, outdoor cats, cattery cats.....walk Ronnie and chihuahuas AGAIN.
6:30pm BREAK....MORE CRYING.
8pm Final walk for Ronnie and chihuahuas. Take Bullseye down to the house and feed him. Shut dogs away.
8:30pm EAT SOME DINNER WHILST SOBBING.
11pm Walk Bullseye, Teddy, Polly, George and Scrumpy. Give Teddy and Polly their medication.
11:30pm Slink off to bed, cheeks raw from salty sad tears.
Pray for Sooz.
